VW GTI Club

[MOE ADAM]

Q: How do you upgrade a Toyota?A: Put in an engine.=)) Q: Why do Toyatas have heated rear windows?A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.=)) Q: What's the difference between a Toyota & the principal's office?A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.=)) Q: What goes on pages 4 of the toyota user's manual?A: The train & bus schedule.=)) Q: What is the sport-version of toyota?A: The driver wears Nike shoes.=)) Q: What do you call a Toyota at the top of a hill?A: A miracle.=)) Q: What do you call two Toyotas at the top of a hill?A: A mirage.=)) Q: What do you call a Toyota with dual exhausts?A: A wheelbarrow.=)) Q: How do you double the value of a Toyota ?A: Half fill it with petrol!=)) Q: What to you call a Toyota with brakes?A: Customized.=)) Q: What do you have to do if your Toyota gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?A: Stop pushing & take refuge in the car.=)) Q: What is the Toyota owner's most ardent wish?A: To buy a car.=)) Q: What do you call a Toyota with a seat belt?A: A rucksack.=)) Q: How do you make a Toyota go faster uphill?A: Throw out the passenger.=)) Q: How do you make a Toyota go faster downhill?A: Turn off the engine.=)) Q: What do you call a Toyota with a flat tire?A: A write off.=)) A man goes to a parts garage, "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Toyota please?"Parts man, "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."=)) "I can see you've got a new car - a Toyota!""Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.""What was the first prize then?""A fruit-basket!

[new-boosta]

clearly you never heard about the Toyota runx rsi. lol good ones haha

[IvanB]

ROR hahahaha